I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
Me, this morning: “Hey, how ‘bout a Seam/Jevil theme piano arrangement that’s like one of their magic shows in the old days! So it’s fun and a lil crazy but overall positi- no this is not what i wan- STAPH”