Hey yo, if you don’t vote for reasons other than being legally or physically unable to do so (e.g. shit like “My vote is unimportant,” “Both sides are just as bad,” “Voting is just giving power to two evils, so I refuse to vote as an expression of rebellion” etc.) then you owe every voter $50 any time you open your mouth to complain about a government official that you could have helped prevent from taking office. If you don’t give enough of a shit to actively try and perform the bare minimum of your civic duties then you don’t get the fucking right to complain.

You are the voter equivalent of the assholes who any time there’s a natural disaster or shooting make a stupid-ass posts about “Thoughts and prayers” instead of actually fucking doing anything to help because your donation won’t “fix anything,” even though in this case you could have literally helped prevent the disaster and chose not to. Fuck off.

No matter what happens:

flabbergasties:

Key West elected Teri Johnston, Florida’s first openly lesbian mayor

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New York elected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress

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Colorado elected Jared Polis, the first openly gay governor in the US

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Minnesota elected Ilhan Omar, the first Muslim woman (alongside Rashida Tlaib) elected to Congress

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Massachusetts elected Ayanna Pressley, the first black woman elected to Congress in Massachusetts

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Kansas elected Sharice Davids, an openly gay ex-MMA fighter and the first Native American woman elected to Congress

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Michigan elected Rashida Tlaib, the first Palestinian-American (and first Muslim woman, alongside Ilhan Omar) elected to Congress

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(As of 11/6/18 – 9:15 CT)

This is progress.  

pirenja:

From the wiki- 

Practitioners of cartomancy often include a Joker in the standard 52-card deck with a meaning similar to the Fool card of Tarot. Sometimes, the two Jokers are used. An approach is to identify the “black” Joker with a rank of zero with the Fool and the “red” Joker with “the Magician.“ 

Hm.

To all of you guys wondering how in the world Seam was able to lock Jevil away? He’s the Red Joker.