twinberry:

twinberry:

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

kung

Pow

PENIS

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

dopeluminarydreamer:

youtubeandsatan:

officialearthbound:

azulafirelily:

immaplatypus:

immaplatypus:

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

I can’t miss this

I’ll take the Vikings over the porn bots any day

crunchwrapofnotredame:

twistedhellknight52:

lmaonade:

milknjuice:

dont consume anime

i go to anime stores and eat the discs so people cant watch them

No.. Fucking No. Would you seriously risk internal bleeding from the disc fragments, just so people can’t enjoy their hobby? Your the type of fucking poison in this world that makes things the way they are, and besides that why anime? Have you ever seen a single series? It can change the way you think. It can inspire. It can MAKE YOU FUCKING BELIEVE in something. Also not only are you wasting the time of consumers but also potentially doctors if you have to go to the hospital cos you ate a fucking CD like a baka.

sighs and they wonder why I hate people sometimes.

It’s the same person who did this. Either they’re a highly advanced troll or really that dumb and I don’t know which would be worse.