e-seal:

istandonsnowpiles:

You’ve heard about hot sauce now get ready for

COLD SAUCE

vaporub

Don’t eat that!

it’s britney,

my body: please im fucking begging you motherfucker drink a water please

me brain: yes i have “ a water” ! right here. (smiles evilly) (cracks open another mtn dew)

vorchagirl:

herr-dr-fuchs:

jackcrumsontheinternet:

The time draws near.

I’m choking this is the funniest tumblr apocalypse post I’ve seen so far stjitdtiseyarhtgsr

I’m not leaving Tumblr … but damn this is hilarious.

personsonable:

doomy:

didnt have keyboards yet so when you turned 16 they just tore your arms off

when you close a program but it doesn’t totally close

nahzo:

hduece:

foreversaba:

grandnutin:

dietloafers:

gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations

Source: iskinaary

cephalotodd:

female characters are never allowed to be comic relief or absolute idiots without being sexualised or treated as weak and pathetic. we need more funny women who are stupid as fuck and EMBRACE that. ladies who dont have two braincells to rub together. some absolutely buffoonish girls. its 2018 cmon

team-bear-arms:

hvlth-gxth:

Me and my fucking dad any questions?

Can you please let your dad know that I like his hat

Source: pixeldf