shoefaced-gemini

ficusrain:

ohhhhhhhh jevil tongue

zzzora-creations:

Smoll (mostly Jeam) sketchdump! The upper right one is based on a scene from @shoefaced-gemini ‘s lovely fanfic Cleaner Cotton ^^

Source: pureslime

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me:

immune system:

me:

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

mothsfuzz:

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

charmanderxerneas:

love:

Nature’s Reflection by Icy & Sot

Source: love

mint-bees:

me: hey lets draw this thing ive wanted to draw for a few days now!
brain: 🙂 *windows shutdown sound*

buefo:

Jesus, Grandpa, what did you read me this thing for?!? – The Princess Bride (1987). RIP William Goldman.

Source: buefo

owlygem:

getoutnowdarling:

owlygem:

duhlaur:

owlygem:

Don’t ship real people. They’re not characters, they’re not your public property no matter how famous. They are REAL HUMAN BEINGS. Don’t be a creep.

uhh you can still ship real people

Nah.

Creep.

My OTP is a real couple and they’re engaged sooooo

People don’t seem to be getting this and are taking it so godamn personally, let me break it down;

Being happy for and supporting a couple you know/know of = fine, whatever.

“Shipping” ie, writing fanfic or drawing slash of real couples, friends or random strangers and applying your own feelings and desires and frustrations onto them = bad, creepy, don’t.

youcancallmepotter:

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”