shoefaced-gemini

sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

pyronoid-d:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i’m probably never gonna beat dark souls. i’ll be 80 years old, still stuck on the fucking bell gargoyle. i’m just bad at videogames. i’ve accepted that at this point

hey, past me

get that weak shit outta here

if this isnt inspiring i dont know what is

valucard:

A wild animal: in an odd place

tumblr user: old god….. Elder God

wild animal: where the fuck am I

caringpluto:

anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? it’s fun, free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards

roseperfume:

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

Teach a horse to fish, you’ll live for a day. Look a horse in the ,mouth… live forever?

Blast a horse with meat…?