I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

autumngracy:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink

shoefaced-gemini:

I’m literally trying to stockpile fanfiction promps for Seam x Jevil and here’s what I have saved so far:

-Seam being abused by the King of Spades (causing his scars) and Jevil comforting him before taking revenge on the king for hurting his lover which causes Jevil to be locked up

-Seam talking to Jevil through the bars after him being locked away

-A fic relating to the fact that Seam may not be able to eat food (at least not easily because of him being made of cotton and Jevil realizing this

If you have any other Jeam/Seavil prompts or suggestions, please stockpile them in the replies here or tag them with #seavilsuggestion so other fanfic writers and I can see your idea and make it a reality for you

Edit to add: It is up to you whether you would like to be credited (i.e. tagged) for the initial prompt, so be sure to clarify. We love giving credit where it’s due but I know some people are shy and may not want the attention 😊😊

I hope this doesn’t come across as aggressive or rude, but I just realized that this post has around 50 notes but no one has suggested anything. Are the notes just because of the prompts I listed?

How do you email your intructor and tell them–without sounding either like you’re faking it or like you’re begging for sympathy–for the 20th time this semester that you’re obviously not going to be in class tomorrow again because your brain drank dumb mentally ill bitch juice and you’re physically unable to maintain a normal sleep schedule?