facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users:

lynati:

nientedal:

frei-rancken:

optimysticals:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

That’s not the intended use Sir

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

One person’s bug is another person’s feature.

@shoefaced-gemini

Source: cloudmountain.org

over-sleep:

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（佐藤チャンさんのツイート）

pochowek:

thegamewhiz:

pochowek:

Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine

What the fuck sort of life do you live

i live in europe

nunyabizni:

Danny jumped into a active volcano for that joke, respect

Source: nunyabizni

hipstercanada:

happy 4th bday to the one of the best gifts the gurren lagann fandom has given the internet

Source: hipstercanada

thelostmoongazer:

shoefaced-gemini:

I’ve been seeing two specific Jevil ships arising in the Deltarune fandom so I made a handy little infographic to describe them succinctly. Here you go:

well….. with that……

please consider the following

@thelostmoongazer Omg I shared the original image in the discord server I’m in and my friends @somepersonthatshere (toby fox ate my soul) and @drowninginfelines (jeam is fucking canon) ended up having a comically heated discussion about it:

It ended with me suggesting it and meme format and @somepersonthatshere made this

Requests, Art Trades, Collabs, & Commissions

While I do have finals Dec. 10-14, requests, art trades, collabs, and commissions are all open. I will do almost anything, but special priority will go to Deltarune-related stuff (especially in regards to Jevil + Seam) unless its a trade or commission.

These apply to both visual art and fanfiction/writing (around 2,000+ words) Message me or shoot me an ask if interested in any :3

the-patron-saint-of-tony-hawk:

masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

The scurvy got him