writterings:

about 4 more years until the great gatsby becomes public domain and about 4 more years until i can publish my 300 page novel about how nick realizes he was deeply in love with gatsby and gatsby’s ghost coming back and realizing he was in love with nick too and also jordan is there and she admits she’s a lesbian

twinberry:

twinberry:

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

kung

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PENIS

Here’s to all of my mutuals who are going through or about to do final exams in the next week(s)! I hope it goes wonderfully and best of luck to you, but no matter what happens know that you’re still loved and worth so much, and your grades don’t change that no matter what they end up being
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