shoefaced-gemini

uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked

I enjoy writing fanfiction but it takes me so long that before I finish it, I’ve either moved on to other interests or the subject of the fanfiction is no longer relevant..

darieari:

Fluffy, fluffy magician

dankmemeuniversity:

I had a hilarious Jevil + Seam Idea. Jevil metamorphosing into the Devilsknife and Seam riding/standing on him like a fictional hoverboard while performing magic tricks.

samophillia:

samid11:

I just remembered that when I was like 6 I had a dream where I heard a very tiny “hello!” and I looked and it was this tiny white puffball and it looked like this

that was god

whipitlike1980:

suicidalmuffinst0rm:

ringoroadagain:

arobotmadeforjerkinu:

ringoroadagain:

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

WH