-Ate cereal with orange juice instead of milk
-Flipped off another kid in my preschool class as a greeting
-Cut my fingers with scissors on accident and then improvised by using the blood to draw a smiley face
-Got in trouble for teaching other preschoolers an inappropriate dance to “My Neck, My back” (My parents don’t even listen to that kind of music)
-Unironically liked Bee Movie and watched it like 50 times in a row
-Told other kids at my daycare that there were ghosts in the sanctuary (it was a church) and had to apologize the next day for giving one of them nightmares
I could probably go on but I think that says enough about the utter chaos I harnessed as a dumbass child
















